Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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