I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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