I want to stick my p in your. b.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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