Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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