Well douche your snatch and let's go!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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