he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
