Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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