We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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