wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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