I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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