he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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