Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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