I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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