I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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