Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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