How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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