i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We left an ass print on the piano.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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