That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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