Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
