Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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