Someone shit on the floor
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
