Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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