No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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