He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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