these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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