I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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