YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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