He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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