You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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