He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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