sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
