and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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