Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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