very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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