Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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