OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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