Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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