hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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