There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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