Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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