Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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