People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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