we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
we made out on top of his cat.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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