shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
