just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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