A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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