Can Purell be used as lube?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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