How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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