I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
The air taste purple.
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