I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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