hell yes lets make some ravioli
she woke up with a sticky ear
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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