what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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