what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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