I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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